Nasty Evil Villian Named Russell Hantz.

Evil RICH Nasty villian oil ceo of evil oil company was having a meeting with Members of The Tailban Teroiorst group who were visiting his giant house,in Austin,Tx,who flew on one of Russell Hantz lear jet, which landed at his private airport.
During the meeting Between Russell Hantz who paid the Leader of the Taliban,named Mullah Omar,the one eyed deranged leader of the Tailban, who at the meeting dressed as a tourist and so were his 20 fellow Taliban insurgent members who were at the meeting, Which evil oil texas Russell Hantz,paid $300 million to the Taliban ,to Launch a invasion of the state of texas, But all of a sudden 4000 Texas rangers and 5000 U.S army delta force commandos broke the door of the office, they were all ,Mullah Omar, along with Russell Hantz and the 20 fellow Taliban members pulled out their machine guns at the 4000 doggie and Human Texas Rangers,which were comanded by Texas Ranger Kordell Walker and the 5000 U.S Army Delta force Commandos,were commanded By u.s army Major rio,they all pulled out their heavy machine guns and 357 Magnum hand guns,members of the Ausitn police came to help in police cars and in Black Helicopters, the walls of Russell Hantz had bullet holes all over his office.
Doggie u.s army chief of Jet the dog,ABOUT WAS GOING ON, BY newly appointed Homeland defence force command Scooter,and U.S Doggie president Lizzy was Told about the very violent gun in Austin,tx,which had members of the Tailban involed in the gun battle.
Doggie President Lizzy,the dog sent 100,000 u.s army national guard troops to the texas-mexican border,to protect from a possable invasion by the irainan miltary and Taliban insurgents on the border.