Sunday, October 10, 2010

500 chinese fighter bombers entered airspace.

The Britsh radar station on jeepers resort island picked on its radar,500 chinese fighter bombers which are flying over u.s air space,heading towards Washington,d.c, to bomb the doggie oval office, Doggie u.s President Lizzy the told by this by C.I.A director Jack Ryan.
Doggie u.s army chief of major mo,the doggie ordered 500 u.s and isreali fighter bombers to off from baxter u.s air force, to fly after and shoot down those 500 chinese fighter bombers,before they reach washington,d.c.

pinhead britsh detective tries enter the u.s

A pinhead Bristih detective named Jane Tennison,the human and doggie airport customs officals at the airport,at scooter airport,checked with her,to see if she was carrying any hand guns with,from her very long flight from London,England,2 doggie f.b.i agents at the airport,there,checking her suit cases,did not find any hand guns in her suit cases,The Led Doggie F.B.I agent working at the f.b.i field office,outside ,Los ANGELESS,Califorina,told her bosses at scottland yard,she will be allowed to enter the united states,without using a hand gun.
HER bosses at Scottland yard told Detective Jane Tennioson to carry and use a hand gun,while she is in the united states,she tells scottland yard will use a hand gun.
Tigger happy LAPD patrolman Dennis Peck gave her a 357 magnum hand gun,to use.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

U.S Army rescue mission being planned in Iran.

Doggie vice president Peanut is meeting with 2 high ranking u.s army officers,at a newly underground mitarty command center,which is underground under jeepers resort city,Colonel James Braddack, who just came back a rescue mission,Vietnam, to rescue 600 american prisoners still being held in a hidden pow camp,he led a American-Isreail rescue mission to rescue them and have them flown to a u.s navy aircraft carreer crusing along the south china sea,Colonel James Braddack is planing a rescue mission, inside Iran, to help rescue those 2 other american Hikers still held prisoner there.

Friday, September 10, 2010

600 North Korean fighters bombers and ships.

The u.s miltary command center on jeepers resort island,which has 6000 pariot missile batteries protecting jeepers resort island from any invasion from iran or syria, pick its radar system,600 North Korean Fighter bombers flying over its air space,with another 600 GUIDEED MISSILE Frightes and partol boats, which just are now entering the waters, along jeepers resort island,the U.S Command center here fired their pariot missiles at the in coming North Korean Fighter bombers, and doggie u.s navy captain Baxter ordered and asked the Britsh royal navy and Polish navy to send their destroyers and frightes and patrol boats and submarines,which are a few miles off the coast of jeepers resort island,they will sent to defend jeepers resort island from the invading north korean naval ships,who were sent from north korea,to bring their pilot who defected from north korea.
Just a few minutes ago,800 french air force fighters were flying over jeepers resort island,were in the area, to come help shot down those north korean fighter bombs.
Doggie Vice president peanut was on jeepers resort island,staying at the newly built and opened pippin and sydndey the dogs private hotel complex, he was told by doggie u.s sercert service agents, about the invasion,and doggie u.s marine one heicopter will be from washington,d.c, get him, flown safely back to washington,d.c.

Friday, August 20, 2010

A North Korean army Pilots defects to the u.s.

OVER at Theo,the doggie u.s Naval AIR Base,here on jeepers resort island ,a Lone North Korean MIG Fighter bomber landing on one of the air fields here, the north korean pilot landing his aircraft, was meet by doggie and human u.s miltary personal on the runway, the north korean pilot spoke good english ,he did not need a translator.
The North Korean pilot was turned over to c.i.a field agent John Clark ,along with 500 u.s doggie Diplomates, to be interviewed.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

2 pinhead hitmen hired mexican drug cartel.

2 Pinhead Hitmen named Dominc Cobb and His Partner named Arthur smith who were hired and payed by one of those very violent drug cartels,were sent to washington,d.c, to try to kill doggie u.s Lizzy,the dog,these 2 pinhead hitmen just off a delta airlines flight from Boston,Mass,they were trying to rent a car ,at a doggie run and owned rental car and reaular sales car lot, just outside the airport ,here in Washington,d.c,the doggie named scooter,saw these 2 hitmen were carrying concealed weapons,and they were both acting nerovous.
Scooter's the dog partner named winston,saw that the back seat of the car,these hitmen just rented ,one of the hitmen put a car bomb,which was put in a suit case,scooter,the dog, called the Washington,D.C ,Police Deptment and 600 F.B.I Agents,they flew the rental car and sales car lot by U.S Army Blackhawk heilcopter, washington ,d.c police officers and F.B.I agents jumped out they heilcopter,This 2 Hitmen knew were going to drive this car to the doggie oval office and have the car bomb blow up in front of it.

Both hitmen named Domic Cobb and His Partner Arthur Smith jumped into this rental car and tried to drive, but the exit block by arriving Washington D.C POLICE Officers in s.w.a.t van ,they jump out of the van ,fired their heavy machine guns at the van, one of the bullets that hit the car gas tank ,casused the car, to be set up on fire,which casused the car bomb to go off ,killing both pinhead hitmen.
The Washington Homeland SECURTY MEMBER WHO WAS at the airport, called doggie u.s president Lizzy the dog,about the failed attempt to have her killed by one of those very violent mexican cartels,was named theo the dog.
AIRPORT fire trucks came to put out the fire.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Washington Police Detective visits doggie oval office

Washnigton Police Chief Jack Mannion and his very brave task force of human and doggie detectives and police officers are here at the oval office ,in washington,d.c ,visiting Doggie PRESIDENT Lizzy the doggie and her doggie white house aid named ellie the talking dog, about telling Doggie president Lizzy the dog, about how the Washington Police Deptment plans to protect the city of washington, d.c and the doggie oval office from attacks by heizbolth and hamas insurgents on washington,d.c,since the mitltary conflict in the united states has spread to other major cities,with the new black panther party crimanal members working toether with rap music crime Lord Sean Puffy and his army of very violent rap singers trying to shoot and kill police officers and F.B.I Agents.